Today's quotes [6.21.13]
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"This is your brain on IDE..."
Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be
skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only
profession that teach our children."
- J. Danforth Quayle,
former U.S. Vice-President, September 18, 1990
On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I
don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler
replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the
University will allow me to award."
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