Today's quotes [6.20.13]
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Men are conservative after dinner.
"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
Jules de Gaultier
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't
study Latin harder in school so I could
converse with those people."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
- Mork, Mork and Mindy
Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work.
- Thomas J. Frye
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