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Men are conservative after dinner.
        
                              --Emerson

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"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier


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"I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't
study Latin harder in school so I could
converse with those people." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" 

    - Mork, Mork and Mindy 

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Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work. 

     - Thomas J. Frye 

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