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   Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
   Welcome to our ool.
   Notice there's no P in it.
   Please keep it that way.


  

1. 




When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed
       it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each
       other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."


2. 




"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I
was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

3. 




Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it 
by killing all those who opposed them.

4. 




You have the right to remain silent.... Anything you say will be
   misquoted, then used against you.


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