Today's quotes [6.19.13]
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Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !
Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.
"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
I can resist everything except temptation.
"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a
Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English
cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."
James H. Kabbler III.
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