Today's quotes [6.18.13]
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"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989
"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
-- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.
- - - Clifton Fadiman
Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
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