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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward.


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've
       got it made.


"Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
 that nobody can print."
                        -- me


"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people 
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."

     - William A. Orton 


Geniuses do not think more than other people.  They think
        --Len Cool


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