Today's quotes [6.16.13]
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Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa
"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
-- An English subtitle used in a Hong Kong film
It works better if you plug it in.
No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.
- Robert Heinlen
Never consult a woman about her rival, a coward about a war,
or a merchant about a bargain.
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