Today's quotes [6.15.13]
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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same
God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use. "
- Galileo Galilei
"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a
bar. The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've
ever been in...'"
-- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny
A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
"It must have gone down while I was up..."
-- Janet Robertson
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