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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men 
   don't think there's a lot they don't know.  Women do.  Women
   want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show 
   me somebody naked."
   -Jerry Seinfield


   At bedtime, when my wife asks "Is everything shut-up for the night ?"
   I always patiently reply, "Everything 'else' is, dear."


Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
   It's like having a little pet for your face.
         Anita Wise


Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots
of women wear nothing else.


"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
 then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
                        -- Gerard Phillips


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