Today's quotes [6.13.13]
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- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
-Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height.
- Edward Abbey
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is
how he found out.
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