Today's quotes [6.12.13]
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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
- Morey Amsterdam
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
- Lazarus Long
"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
it for you."
-- Paul Gardner-Stephen
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
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