Today's quotes [6.10.13]
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"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
if you want anything done, ask a woman."
--- Margaret Thatcher
"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
-- Karen Peisley
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Are any members of Tool gay?
Only the flutist."
-- The Tool FAQ
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived.
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