Today's quotes [6.1.13]
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Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
-- Kez Bartsch
* Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is
over, the strings are attached.
Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time."
Anarchy is better than no government at all.
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