Today's jokes [6.25.13]
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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
3 dollars a year for a million years.
How do you drownd a blonde???
You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Sent by L&S
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce,
can they still be brother and sister?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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