Today's jokes [6.17.13]
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming
They're called "dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you
can get them off with one finger!
"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
How do you clean a condom?
Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,
really bad now.
Doctor: "What happened to you?"
He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!"
Doctor: "But I don't understand. Elephant penises are very narrow and
couldn't cause that much damage!"
He says "Aah but you see doctor, he fingered me first!"
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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