Today's jokes [6.15.13]
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There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren
behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns
around and says "yes, no, yes, no....."
A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.
The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"
"No," he replied, "I've never done either."
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?"
inquired the doctor.
"No, I've never done any of those things either."
"Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one
day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and
said, "Johnny. This is where you come from."
Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his
friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked.
Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this
close to being a turd."
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!
A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a
terrible discharge" The Doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a
good probe around and says "how does that feel?" Young lady, "Oooh doctor
that feels lovely..... ...but the discharge is from my ear!!"
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