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Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?
The one I was in went back and forwards.
I thought, "This is unusual."
The dentist said to me,  "Mr. Owens, get out of the filing cabinet."


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What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?

A Cock that can stay up all night!!



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What are the three words you don't want to hear while making love?

"Honey, I'm home!" 

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Tombstone Epitaph:

Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
the car was on the way down. It was.

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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam".

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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