Today's jokes [6.1.13]
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Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?
The one I was in went back and forwards.
I thought, "This is unusual."
The dentist said to me, "Mr. Owens, get out of the filing cabinet."
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
A Cock that can stay up all night!!
What are the three words you don't want to hear while making love?
"Honey, I'm home!"
Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
the car was on the way down. It was.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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