Today's stories [5.7.13]
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Heather works with a Russian gent who is trying to learn
the idiomatic phrases of English. At the end of the workday
another worker always comes in the office and asks if there's
anything they can do for us before they leave. A girl jokingly
said once, "Yeah, you can go to the bathroom for me." The
next day, the Russian gent (trying to fit in) decided to answer
"can we do something for you before we leave?" and he said,
"Yes, take my dick to the bathroom."
Allen was in a store that was playing Steve Miller's "Jet Liner".
He said there was some kid next to him that had the lyrics
completely screwed up and was singing, "Big Old Rat Had A
Light On . . ."
Greg tells me about his sister-in-law (yet another gorgeous
blonde): We were playing Trivial Pursuit on night. It was her
turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature"
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
your name, can you hear it? She thought for a time and then
asked, "Is it on or off".
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