Today's stories [5.6.13]
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During a committee meeting at our college we were discussing
how best to teach technology since it changed so fast. I made
the statement that when teaching technology, most teachers
were "flying by the seat of their pants." A few days later in a
faculty retreat, a teacher from our committee told the members
of the retreat that she liked my description of how we were trying
to teach technology. She is, however, from eastern
Europe and still struggles with American idioms. As she gave
me credit for the quote, she said, "Most teachers are teaching
by the fly of their pants!"
I do system support in a law firm. The other day I had to log a
user off and then back on. I entered her initials and then she
just gave me her password (Rule No. 1 broken). Her password
is genius. After three tries and the system telling me "access
denied," I asked her how to spell it. She said,
"G - E - N - I - O - U - S." There's one in every crowd.
"I am a Paramedic, recently I was called to
a scene where a man in his late 60s had died and obviously
been there a couple of days. We searched for any sign of
trauma.... None. We looked for anything that might indicate a
medical problem... heart meds etc..... None. The only medicine
we found: Viagra. About that time the coroner arrived (a
strikingly pretty gal) who asked me, "How long has he been
dead?" I replied a couple of days, she said, "Oh so he is stiff
then?" I handed her the Viagra bottle and said, "In more ways
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