Today's stories [5.3.13]
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I was shopping and saw the Hi-C candy canes. I
thought they'd taste good so I looked at the flavors." The box
said there were four: Cherry, Orange, Lemon, and Green.
A friend of mine said he and his son were at the grocery store
when his son (about 9) asked him what "Oriole sex" was. I
told him the store wasn't a proper place to talk about it, but
I'd explain it to him on the way home. On the way, I decided to
tell the truth and explain it fairly graphic and clinical. I thought
I did pretty good until my son said, "Oh, you mean like a blow
Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates will donate $100 million to help
immunize children in developing countries against meningitis
and respiratory and diarrheal illnesses. With the shot, however,
the children will have Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 installed in
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