Today's stories [5.28.13]
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Police in New Jersey pulled over what they thought was a drunk driver and
it turned out to be a couple engaging in oral sex. The officers issued a
stern warning and a high five.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble
they were having in the apartment building where they lived.
The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "I'll hear the oldest first."
The case was closed for lack of evidence.
The police arrested a guy who claimed his name was Marvin Fuckbreak. They
phoned his place of employ to ensure that was really his name. The
officer said "Do you have a Fuckbreak there?" The person on the other
end said "Hell no, we don't even get a coffee break!"
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