Today's stories [5.23.13]
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Warning label on
Nytol (a sleep aid): "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
This story allegedly happened late one night during bad weather. As heard
over the tower radio:
Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over >such-and-such<
Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that
(brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot."
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