Today's stories [5.18.13]
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The letter from the Air Force colonel in charge of safety said
that rocket boosters weighing more than 300,000 pounds "have
an explosive force upon surface impact that is sufficient to
exceed the accepted overpressure threshhold of physiological
damage for exposed personnel."
In other words, if a 300,000-pound booster rocket falls on
someone, he or she will die.
A 50 year old woman was brought into a New York emergency room
complaining of abdominal pains.
During an examination, doctors found that the woman's labia were
pinned together with old safety pins. Further inside, they found
the dismembered body of a chicken. The woman explained that she
inserted the chicken pieces, convinced that they would grow into a baby.
In Kentucky, a woman complained of a purple discharge from her
vagina. She thought it might have something to do with the diaphragm
that her doctor had recently given her.
"I followed all the instructions to the letter," she told her doctor,
"and used it with the jelly."
When asked which kind of jelly she had used, she replied "Grape."
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