Today's stories [5.16.13]
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Here's an easy one we did for our boss. Sign him up for a crossdresser
weekly subscription or some other form of perversion (North America Man
Boy Love Association). Address it to his name but under his neighbors
Do this several times. Also, if you have his home phone, there's nothing
like placing his name and number in homosexual personal ads...
It seems my Mother heard about the Virus that was going
around the E-mail. She knew I recently purchased the
Web TV, so she called me on the phone very concerned.
Honey, I just heard that there is a virus going around
with the people who write E-mails, you'd better not use
it for awhile. I don't want you to get sick. (my Mother
is 87 years old, and hasn't been able to catch up with
all this new technology.)
Sent by Marjorie
Mum and Dad went to the Restaurant,Dad was about halfway
finishing his meal but he had a hard look at the potato.
He calls the waitress and says this potato is bad.
The waitress picks it up an smacks it an puts it back on
the plate and says "If that potato causes any more trouble
just let me know".
Sent by Lindsey
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