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Amazingly, the woman who brought charges against Marv Albert has
announced that she wants to be sportscaster.
NBC gave her an audition but she sucked.
A while back there was a "true" story (urban legend) about a guy
who was interrupted by the doorbell.
Upon opening the door he found some religious nuts who were very
annoying. As he was in the middle of preparing dinner, he'd gone
to the door with a very large knife in his hand.
At some point, he called out to his friends asking if they'd gotten
virgin ready for the sacrifice. At this point, the callers fled
from the home, never to return again.
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter
only once) into:
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
The only two presidents to have the letters from the word "criminal" in
their full names are, not surprisingly, Richard Milhous Nixon and William
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