Today's stories [5.10.13]
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There once was a conservative college in the mid-west that had
a standing rule, the heat was not to be turned on in the
dormitories prior to a certain date.
Unfortunately, one year, winter decided to rear its ugly head
early. Students in both the men's and women's dormitories
complained about the bitter cold, but were told that nothing
could be done.
After days of no heat and no respite in immediate sight, the
ladies realized that their dorm faced the equally cold men's
dorm. They turned a bed sheet into a banner with the
"TURN ON THE HEAT OR WE'LL TURN ON THE BOYS!"
he First Message From an Alien
Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hydrogen to the star system
at the top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your
star system at the bottom of the list and send it to 100 other
star systems. Within one-tenth of a galactic rotation you will
receive enough hydrogen to power your civilization until entropy
reaches its maximum! IT REALLY WORKS!
One student was stuck and wrote: The proof of this is
left as an exercise for the reader.
The prof wrote: Did it, fell for a non sequitur and made a
minor calculation error. You get a B+.
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