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When the judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook.
The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called,
"Crook, come forward." Five of the prisoners entered the courtroom. 

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A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far"
in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was
convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced
the sentence to 1,001 years. 

2. 




Some time ago the DJ on radio station WZZO in Allentown, PA
was discussing David Hasselhoff, since there was some news
item about him. He went on to say that he liked the show
"Knight Rider" much better than "Baywatch". He said that
Knight Rider was more realistic, since he could more easily
believe that there was a talking car than that Pamela
Anderson could form coherent sentences on her own. 

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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."


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