Today's quotes [5.9.13]
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"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner."
- Lynda Montgomery
You want to hear God laugh? Tell him your plans.
"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet."
- Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
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