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"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."

                                            -- Ralph Waldo Emerson


There are still people leading normal lives.
Why can't I be one of them?" 

     - Walter Matthau, The Survivors 


Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.


Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
   -- Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"


Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic.  I mimic my shadow.


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