Today's quotes [5.7.13]
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"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"
--Norman Danyael Teh
You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
- - - Pamela Hansford Johnson
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this
to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. --
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
hit on the head by a ball in the
1934 World Series
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less
shit you have to eat.
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