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"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"

                                             --Norman Danyael Teh



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You slam a politician, you make out hes the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

                                  - - - Pamela Hansford Johnson


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A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this
       to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. --
       Nietzsche


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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
              hit on the head by a ball in the
              1934 World Series

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Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less
       shit you have to eat.


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