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English is the language up with which I will not put

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"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
       -- Unknown


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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

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Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.


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I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women. 

     -Joey Adams 

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