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Confucious say: "Man who walk through 
airport door sideways is going to 
Bangkok."

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Jesus died for our sins.

Let's not disappoint him. 

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"People are always playing with my things."
                        -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne


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It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.

    - Lazarus Long

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"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." 

GW Hegel.

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