Today's quotes [5.4.13]

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"Our strategic alliance is working well. Our company provides amazing
 technical skill and your company has a seemingly endless supply of
 three-ring binders."
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
"Is it true that if your name is written in a binder you lose your soul?"
                        -- Some Guy, Dilbert, Some Other Guy

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

                 -Gary Shandling

* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
       on.

A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.

"Why is the sky blue?"
"It's a fault in the universe's ray tracing algorithm."
                        -- me, AndrewR

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