Today's quotes [5.3.13]
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Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.
"[Do you hate people?]"
"Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely."
-- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead
singer of Tool)
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
-- Truman Capote
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