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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
   -- Salvador Dali


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* Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.


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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
    anti-smoking campaign

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"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
complicated."

     - Poul Anderson 

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"It smells like a technicolour yawn..."
"Tastes like it too."
                        -- Andrew, and then me, after I sculled it


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