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'Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes
folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who
ain't,' said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice.
'That's how it goes, master.  Master?'

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"I don't want a long, hard anything."
                        -- Karen


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Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. 

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"I'll moider da bum. " 
    - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he
      thought of William Shakespeare 

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