Today's quotes [5.27.13]
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If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later
I can ask him what he meant.
"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people
of many different religions now live in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and
get sued by another god."
- David James
* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
-- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
If life is a test to go to heavean shouldn't preachers
and anyone who listens to them go straight to hell for
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