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A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs 


Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know. 

     - Morticia, The Addams Family 


"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
                        -- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"


They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
   your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
   gonna put a stop to siphoning.
         Billie Holliday


How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


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