Today's quotes [5.24.13]
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I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
"Been there, done that"
-- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
-- Quentin Crisp
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
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