Today's quotes [5.22.13]
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"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
-- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen
"If y'all can hold it in one
hand, I ain't the least bit interested."
"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. "
- e e cummings (1894-1962)
"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Dan Quayle
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
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