Today's quotes [5.21.13]
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"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
'Every day, the dog and I, we go for a tramp in the woods.
And he loves it! Mind you, the tramp is getting a bit fed up!'
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface.
All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?"
-- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
"He's so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
Whoever he was.
The man ain't got no culture,"
Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic
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