Today's quotes [5.20.13]
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If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
"Development is the realization of human potential."
"That's the old American way
- If you got a good thing, then overdo it."
- Record Executive Phil Walden
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