Today's quotes [5.2.13]
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"Interestingly, most Unix utilities have a command line option which
will cause the system to rip the user's legs off and beat them to death
with the soggy ends. This is often the default behaviour."
-- Bruce Murphy
'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains
go to his head'
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.
Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the way to Venus on
mail order and I couldn't pay for it.
* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog
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