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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne 


"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown


The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said
to have died of a broken heart.

                                    - - - Ralph Waldo Emerson


I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.  I called someone.  They
went "Aaaaahhhh..."


I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as 
they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they  were cramming for their 


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