Today's quotes [5.19.13]
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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said
to have died of a broken heart.
- - - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as
they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their
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