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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.


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"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One." 

Yakov Smirnoff. 

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The government that can protect you from your enemies
can be used as easily by your enemies to harm you. 

     - Harry Browne 

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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. 

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A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife 
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

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