Today's quotes [5.17.13]
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw
"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things.
Usually conducted by government against its own people."
"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"
"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
the New York Times newspaper refused
to carry advertising for his new movie.
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