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"In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
                        -- The shortened Big Bang theory


"Adrian is my inverse chaperone. He checks up on me to see if I'm doing
 anything, and if I'm not he tells me to do something."
                        -- me


"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
                        -- Ambrose Bierce


What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
        for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
        warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
                                                -- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne


It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so


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