Today's quotes [5.14.13]
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"Heaven for climate; Hell for society."
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
If you play with something long enough, you will surely break it.
"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"
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