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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty 

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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.


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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

3. 




"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
                        -- Karen


4. 




"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
 proper citation."
                        -- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes


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