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* No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.


There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields 


"Just because we pay inexperienced strangers to tell us how to do our jobs,
 that doesn't mean we're morons!"
"Yeah! It's a coincidence."
                        -- Wally, Dilbert


"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." 

    - Baroness Edith Summerskill 


"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
   Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
   --- Katharine Hepburn


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